Open your beer, not the roof of your U-Haul truck.
This unique bottle opener is built to look just like the hanging "CARS ONLY" traffic signs located at on-ramps to Boston's Storrow Drive. These are the signs that your moving truck will hit when getting on Storrow Drive to warn you you're headed for a collision with a bridge(s) that will shear the top off your truck like it's a tuna can.
Measures 8-1/2" wide and 1-1/8" thick, with a total overall height of approximately 4". Made of solid maple with a metal opener and includes two screws for mounting to the wall (also includes drywall anchors for installations where mounting to a wall stud is not possible).